I would disagree with "The Original"... the first caveman at a few weeks of age would have sported "The Original Lil Chub"
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Just got a motion-activated paper towel dispenser at the office. I now yell profanities while waving my hand hoping to hear "You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute" (like in the movie Demolition Man) as the paper towel is dispensed...
Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to get it serviced, and while it was being worked on, he went shopping. He returned later that day to see what had happened to his car, and the mechanic told him, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The penguin, chuckling, and wiping his beak replied, "No, I've just eaten some ice-cream."
